The Myoshi Effect

The time? Tomorrow. Can the President of the United States of America, and the President of the United Blue States of America, come together in order stop a giant asteroid before it destroys Earth in one month's time? Who IS the mysterious Doctor Apophis? What is the "S.U.R.", and why is the President if the USA determined to defend it at all costs? Why the hell is the Canadian army in North Dakota? And what is... "The Myoshi Effect"?