Why Mummy Drinks on Holiday

No.1 bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited sixth Why Mummy novel.<br> <br> When family life gives you lemons, trade them for grapes!<br> <br> <br> <br> Mummy Ellen is on a well-earned sabbatical from work, and she has A Vision. She is going to cherish *every* moment this holiday with her Precious Moppets Peter and Jane, alongside her ride-or-die best friend, Hannah. There will be wicker baskets! Vintage bicycles! Pink sunshine wine! And not an electronic babysitter in sight.<br> <br> <br> <br> But as she strives for her picture-perfect "Ultimate Family Summer" in the sun-kissed bliss of her almost-chateau, reality crashes the party. With small feral hell-beasts to keep alive on the daily, and Hannah suddenly and mysteriously MIA, wine o'clock gets earlier and earlier as each day crawls by.<br> <br> <br> <br> Can she keep The Vision alive without resorting to nightly beige 'freezer tapas' (aka guilt-flavoured chicken nuggets)? Or will she reach the end of her Gentle Parenting book and her tether as her dream holiday descends into a nightmare?<br> <br> <br> <br> Join Ellen on her uproarious quest to salvage one of the #18PreciousSummers, or simply find her Grape Escape.